Donkey King

February 11, 2020


Rex illiteratus est quasi asinus coronatus ‘an illiterate king is like a crowned donkey’ or, if you prefer the alternative translation, ‘is like a crowned arse’. These are almost thousand-year-old words of the bishop-philosopher-diplomat-etc John of Salisbury, expressing the notion kings and rulers in general should be educated in order to perform their task. There’s a small area in Frisia where its people choose and crown their kings during tournaments. It’s the sport of keatsen, a palm game. In this post we tell you more about their arrogance, ánd who is their emperor of kings, their friendly giant, their Donkey King.



The palm game


The game keatsen, also called Frisian pelote, belongs to the big, extended family of jeu de paulme (often written as jeu de paume), the palm game. The word keatsen derives from the Picardian word cachier or the French word chaser, meaning 'to chase' the ball. Keatsen is merely one of the many variants of the palm or handball game that had developed in the region Picardy in north-western France at the end of the twelfth century AD. Probably by monks as a kind of pastime or leisure. These innovative monks used the gallery roofs of the cloister garden to bounce the ball. From the region Picardy the game spread over most of western Europe. It became the appropriate game of the nobility and over time it became popular under common people as well. The nobility built indoor courts to play jeu de paulme. The town square of Brugge in Belgium had one, just like Het Binnenhof in The Hague in the Netherlands had one too, for example. When hiking the Frisia Coast Trail, in the Dutch city of Haarlem the trail will pass one of the few remaining indoor courts left, built in AD 1560.


From the second half of the seventeenth century AD jeu de paulme started to lose momentum in Europe. Other sports took over its place. High-end society started to kolven, a game played in the Netherlands already from the end of the thirteenth century AD. Looking both at the similarities of the games and of the names, it might be a predecessor of the now very popular sport golf. Especially from around AD 1900, people abandoned the centuries-old game of jeu de paulme. Except but one version, namely (lawn) tennis. It’s therefore the proud daughter of the Picardian jeu de paulme. Wimbledon finales are being watched by millions and millions worldwide. The Picardian monks could only dream of these numbers.


Indoor jeu de paulme hasn’t disappeared completely from the face of the earth. Under the name real-tennis or courte-paume it’s still played in very similar indoor courts of back in the late-medieval days. Classic indoor courts exist in Australia, France, Ireland, the United Kingdom and the United States. But many other variants of jeu de paulme besides (lawn and real) tennis and keatsen have survived and are being practiced in many countries.


You basically have two elements that can be part of the game. The first one is a wall, a board (at the island of Lanzarote, Spain) or a roof. These are used to bounce the ball against. Like the innovative Picardian monks did centuries ago. And which financial analyst, banker or investor in the City doesn’t like to play squash with his colleagues after a hard days work? The other element that can be part of the game is the use of an accessory for the hand to hit the ball harder. For example, in keatsen a glove is used (except during serve) and in tennis a racket.


One of the versions of jeu de paulme that uses both wall and hand-accessory, has developed into the fastest ball-game of the world, namely jai-alai or cesta punta. Players use a handheld basket called a xistera or cesta, with which the hard ball can reach speeds of 300 km/h. The front wall needs to be of granite, otherwise it will be demolished in no time. And people die playing this game. Hence its pet name 'the game of dodging death'. Jai-alai, the name used in the New World, developed in Argentina from Basque pelota and spread into the Philippines and Latin America. It became a popular sport in Cuba and spectators like writer Ernest Hemmingway enjoyed the game very much. Just as he liked tauromaquia 'bullfighting'. From Latin America jai-alai reached the United States. After the Cuban Revolution jai-alai gained more popularity in (especially) the southern State of Florida with the influx of many Cuban refugees in the '60s. But also because the sport was combined with gaming. Of the 16 courts in the United States 10 are in Florida. And who doesn’t remember the opening theme of Miami Vice of the '80s?



 jai-alai essentials



Other variants of jeu de paulme still practiced, exist in Europe. Two types of jeu de paulme are/were being practiced in Belgium: jeu de pelote and jeu au tamis. The latter, however, is nearly extinct. In England a game called fives, with several variants, is related to jeu de paulme. It’s also known as hand-tennis. In northern France the same types of jeu de paulme as in Belgium are/were practiced, and again jeu au tamis, also named balle au gant, is extinct too. Italy is still home to different kinds of jeu de paulme. These are palla elastica (or palla a mano), palla bracciale, tamburello and palla eh. The latter played in region Tuscany but, it's getting tedious, almost extinct. In Ireland jeu de paulme exists still too. It’s called liathróid láimhe, also known as Gealic handball. It’s played mostly indoor nowadays. On the island of Gotland in Sweden a jeu de paulme variant called pärk is played and is closely related to a (now extinct) version of keatsen of the south-western Netherlands. Pärk is possibly introduced at Gotland via the Hanseatic League trade connections.


We mentioned jai-alai already. Stemming from the Basque version of jeu de paulme. The Basques, (still) locked in the countries France and Spain, call their game pilota jakoa, or just pilota. Basque pelota makes use of a wall too, called a pilotaleku or a frontón. Pelota also uses a racket, wooden bat or basket. From the sixteenth century AD onward, Basque pelota, or pelota Vasca, traveled with Basque emigrants to many countries in Latin America and to the United States. Cuban refugees made, as said, the sport popular in Florida. But besides jai-alai, in the States a game called (American) handball is played as well. It’s a jeu de paulme variant making use of a wall. Again, there exists a variety of American handball, mostly with differences in the number of players.


Under the banner of Wallball, different tournaments take place in Europe and even worldwide. There are European championships, a European Wallball Tour, a Wallball UK Open, a Netherlands' National Championship Wallball, a national leaugue US Wallball etc. And if we may believe their own reports of these events, popularity is increasing. But maybe it's preaching to the choir. Wait and see. 






As explained, jeu de paulme over time became popular among the common people too. In the Netherlands this was mostly combined with bets and alcohol. Hence its nickname kastelein-kaatsen ‘innkeeper's keatsen’. Players were challenged by a hanging out a bird-claw holding a keatsen ball (see image). When someone accpeted the challenge and a dual or match took place, bets were placed and money was to be earned. Comparable with how jai-alai became popular; with gaming.


The spot where the commons played keatsen was often next to the inn or tavern in town. It regularly led to broken windows of the surrounding houses, to noise and evening quarrels. Because of the increasing nuisance city councils started to regulate keatsen in the Late Middle Ages, often designating the spots where people were allowed to play the game. Often outside the city walls. Furthermore, squares next to churches were excluded and playing on Sundays as well.


Today keatsen is actively practised by around 10,000 people. That’s the number of people who are member of the Royal Netherlands' Keatsen Union (KNKB). The KNKB with a budget of only ca. 0.6 million. Membership numbers show a steady decline from 1993, when the KNKB had around 18,000 members. With this trend, keatsen will cease to exist in the year 2052. A painful and slow death. By then, the innkeeper of tavern De Bogt fen Guné (see further below) must have found a new source of income. Even the Kaatsmuseum 'keatsen museum' in the town of Franeker, founded in 1972 to be prepared for the time when the sport has died out, is going through a laborious process. It closed down in 2014 and reopened in 2016, but still, few visitors. Laborious. And the solution is there for the taking, as the reader has noticed already: combine it with gaming!


If you think keatsen is practiced throughout province Friesland, you got it all wrong. People from the peaty and sandy soils, i.e. the regions De Wouden, Zuidwesthoek and Stellingwerven, only have limited interest for the sport. Not more than for a bowl of oats for breakfast in the evening. The north-west of province Friesland is the domain of keatsen. Where you stand on heavy clay. Check out our interactive map where we have plotted the origin of keatsen players participating at the PC tournament (see below) over the period 1854-2003. When hiking the Frisia Coast Trail you will notice you have entered keatsen-country by the many wilted flower garlands hanging outside on fences, doors and walls of houses and farmsteads. It has nothing to do with commemoration of the dead. It are tokens that one of the residents is a successful keatsen player. Count the garlands to know how successful. It provides the house or farm with status.


The beating heart of Frisian keatsen is the town of Franeker. It’s here where kastelein-keatsen has a long-standing tradition. The first keatsen court was on the eastern side of the town, next to, indeed, a tavern. Just outside the city wall. Later, the court was relocated to the western side. To a green named Kalahey (derives from the Frisian keale hichte meaning 'barren heights') and what’s known now as the Sjûkelân. The name and sound Kalahey might be associated with empty vistas of the Highlands in Scotland but its elevation is just 11 meters above mean sea level. Just like the surroundings, by the way. Prove again Frisians can be quite dramatic about elevations, because in the eyes of every non-local everything is as flat as a billiard table.



castle Sjaerdema (Sjaerdemaslot) at Franeker, now the Sjûkelân



The green the Sjûkelân used to be the spot where castle Sjaerdema (Sjaerdemaslot) once stood for three centuries, until it was demolished in AD 1725. One of the owners of castle Sjaerdema was Carel van Sternsee. The terrain of the former castle was therefore also called the Sternse Slotland, from which somehow Sjûkelân is derived.


Next to the Sjûkelân again is a tavern. The business' name is De Bogt fen Guné. The building is in use as a tavern alias café since AD 1641. De Bogt fen Guné, a name referring to questionable fortunes gathered with slavery and slave trade during the Dutch Republic, exists since AD 1664 and it may call itself the oldest student bar of the Netherlands. Every year, Frisian student corporations from different university cities in the Netherlands gather in De Bogt fen Guné to have a drink or two or maybe more. Nice anecdote, famous philosopher René Descartes rented castle Sjaerdema in the year AD 1629 while he was lecturing at the University of Franeker. A university now gone.


A fitting experience one of the Frisian bastards had in Italy in the autumn of 2010. After a day-hike through the lower, forested slopes of the Alps near the villages of Torri and Collabassa, he was having a beer at a café-restaurant at Piazza Padre G. Mauro in the village Dolceacqua. A church square in town. Not paying attention because he was writing his journal, the piazza was cleared from tables, chairs, cars etc. Windows shutters were being closed and benches were placed for audience. The bastard only noticed all this after people started to hit balls against the church wall. Indeed, the Frisian bastard was sitting in the middle of a jeu de paulme court. Everyone, audience and players, was waiting for the silly tourist sitting at the last remaining table on the square to finally notice and finish his beer. Quickly and embarrassed the bastard finished his beer and took a spot on the benches aligning the pitch. The game seemed quite similar to that in province Friesland but the ball was bigger and softer, and the players used both their fists to bounce the ball.



 tavern De Bogt fen Guné, next to Sjûkelân, Franeker



Today, the Sjûkelân is the location where the biggest keatsen tournament for men takes place every year: the PC. The abbreviation PC stands for Permanente Commissie 'permanent committee'. Advice: refrain from saying the full name Permanente Commissie if you want to live another day in province Friesland. The PC was founded in 1853 and with that it’s the oldest sport tournament of the Netherlands. Don't ask why, but it takes place on the fifth Wednesday after the 30st of June. And from 1854 on always at the Sjûkelân in Franeker. It’s during this tournament the most coveted title of king is awarded. The best player, whether in the winning team or not, is crowned king. The king receives besides a flower garland also a regal-like, silver king’s ball. The king's ball is a challenge trophy and shouldn't be hanged on the outside of the house with the wilted garlands. The PC for women takes place every year in the village Weidum. Here a queen is chosen. At present, the PC Queen of 2019 is Ilse Tuinenga. Hans Wassenaar is the PC King of 2019.


Other important keatsen tournaments are the Freule which takes place in the village of Wommels, the Âld Meijerspartij in the village of Hitzum and Het Lanenkaatsen. The latter is the only tournament (still) played in town on the street, namely the Lanen street in the town of Harlingen. The classic way to play. Then you have the National Championship and the European Championship. 



The greatest king: De Lange


Hotze Schuil. With a length of 2 meter his nickname was De Lange, the tall one. Although the people of the Netherlands' North Sea coast are the tallest people in the world (read our blog post The Giants of Twilight Land) and 2 meters isn’t that exceptional, it's a height still noticed. Hotze started his keatsen career when he was kid. He stole a few cents from the wallet of his mother in the hope he was able to return it after the match without her noticing it. Of course, little Hotze did make a profit. Hotze's was active in competition keatsen between 1942 until 1972 and earned 83 king titles. A man who, just after he had started his keatsen career, went through the 5-days horrible bombing of the city of Hamburg in July 1943, after he had been send there as forced labor. Later, he survived another bombing when the submarine bunker in Hamburg where he was working on was hit by the Allies. That was April 1945. After that he fled in the chaos and walked back home to Harlingen. The seed for the Frisia Coast Trail was sown.


Anyway, what the peloteros 'players' Pampi Laduche and Inaki Goikoetxea, alias Goiko, are for the Basques, is tall Hotze Schuil for the Mid-Frisians.



 'Ouwe Seun' Hotze Schuil at the PC in 1972



Hotze came from the fishing port of Harlingen, at the shores of the Wadden Sea. People from Harlingen speak a phenomenal singsong dialect which is a blend of Frisian and Dutch. Harlingen people will be kind to you as long as you don't start to speak in Frisian language to them. Their face is orientated towards the sea and their butt towards the land, as the phrase is. They greet each other consequently with "hey Ouwe Seun", meaning ‘old son’. If you say: “He's an Ouwe Seun” you mean to say the person is a citizen of Harlingen. But be precise. If you leave out 'ouwe' and use only ‘seun’ something serious is coming up, like: “Hé Seun, si’k die ien de Súderhaven soademietere?” (Hey Son, shall I throw you in the southern sea docks?). Anyway, Hotze is the most famous Ouwe Seun of all.


Some non-locals might wonder if the Harlingen writer Simon Vestdijk isn’t more famous. The man who wrote faster than his shadow. More than 200 books. To answer this popularity test, we took a look at the two statues in Harlingen relating to both Ouwe Seuns. In fact, Simon Vestdijk doesn’t have his own statue at all. The only, tiny, statue is that of the boy Anton Wachter which stands at the Voorstraat street. Easy to overlook. It's a stiff standing boy with his school bag under his arm. Anton Wachter is one of Simon Vestdijk's, autobiographical, personages. Simon the kid. In stark contrast to Simon Vestdijk, Hotze Schuil has a real statue of himself. Bigger than life and more than 3 meters high. Of course, the man was already 2 meter tall in real life. A statue full of action and of energy. Serving the ball. And yes, Hotze is also more famous than the Harlingen vocal sisters Alie en Doetie de Vries.


Besides the title De Lange he also earned the title Keizer onder kaatskoningen ‘emperor among keatsen-kings’ and Napoleon of the keatsen sport. That’s not only because for long he held the overall classification record until September 1990, when he was surpassed by Piet Jetze Faber. No, he was also the most ‘complete’ player, although primarily an opslager ‘server’. He was known as the schrik der opslagers ‘terror of the servers’.


And Hotze had a striking appearance. Not only his length, but also the way he was dressed. He never stopped wearing the pre-WW2, traditional black leotards with a white shirt with collar, and wearing traditional black socks instead of spikes too. It gave him another nickname, held op sokken ‘hero on socks’. This was his appearance when all other players on the field were dressed in modern shorts, sport shoes etc for years. Through the years Hotze had more and more difficulties to find new leotards once the old one was worn-out. The true reason, by the way, why he kept wearing leotards was, according to himself, his white bony legs.


But maybe the biggest reason why Hotze has made a lasting impression was his sportsmanship and how he interacted with the public. Like many Ouwe Seuns, Hotze too loved the attention, loved the interaction and liked to entertain. Not being too serious about anyone, including himself. He was communicative, relaxed and humorous, also during the game. Even during the finals of the PC in Franeker he was still relaxed. Furthermore, he enjoyed his cigarette and his drink. Important ingredients for the seafaring folk of Harlingen. It all earned him the support of the public. Or, as they say, he knew the psychological aspects of the game. That included his insight in how his opponents acted. “The way they placed their feet, gave away where the ball would fall,” Hotze said. After he had stopped active keatsen, Hotze refused to sit on benches at the grandstand. No, he sat on the grass next the pitch. “I want to be in contact with the game,” Hotze explained.  


When Hotze became ill and knew he would die, he said: "No hotch-potch, please. When I kick the bucket it must be in a bright way. Put the urns of Mettie (his wife) and me next to each other. And at my cremation play Largo of composer Händel and the Frisian national anthem". Well, the people made a bit of a hotch-potch after he died on November 25, 2005. They brought him to the Sjûkelân, the Kalahey, the Sternse Slotland in Franeker. Where Hotze had made fame during the many PC tournaments. With a spade chairman Jan van der Meij of the PC cut a grass sod out the holy field and put the sod on Hotze's coffin. Van der Meij said: "This hole symbolizes the hole Hotze leaves behind. But this hole will fill itself and will turn green again. That's what will happen with us too now that Hotze is no longer here. It's a hole in our mind. But also this hole will be filled again, with memories of and mementoes from this special man."     



Why a king of keatsen is a literate donkey


To play the game you must understand the rules. And these are truly complex. If you know how to play keatsen, it must be you’re very smart and thus suitable to pass the entrance exam of John of Salisbury to be king and not an illiterate donkey. Below a summary, inspired by the KNKB website. We are curious if you get it! And if you dó understand the rules, you’re permitted to go to Level 2 and try to understand the scoreboard of the game, called a telegraaf. Good luck!


Game material: leather ball of ca. 24 grams filled with hair and a keatsen glove.



A keatsen game is played on court A-B-C-D. It’s a rectangular lawn of 61 meters by 32 meters. Two teams play (a team is called a partuur) against each other. Each partuur consists of 3 players: 1 opslager (server) and 2 perkspelers (field players). Of the 2 perkspelers 1 must also serve. The ball must be struck by hand. As with tennis a ball may not hit the ground twice.


The opslagpartij, or serving team, (O) is positioned in zone C-D-E-F. Of the slagpartij, or receiving team, (X) 2 players are positioned in the slagperk a-b-c-d zone (i.e. receiving zone), while the third remaining player of the slagpartij is positioned in the field of the opslagpartij, so to be able to answer any action from the opslagpartij. After change of sides and functions this person takes care of the serve of his team.


One of the players of the opslagpartij (O) serves the ball (always with bare hand) to the slagperk zone a-b-c-d. After the opslagpartij (O) hits the ball into the slagperk zone a-b-c-d, the slagpartij (X) tries to return the ball. The slagpartij can wear gloves. The return of the ball must be done as far as possible. If it’s possible over the line C-D (which is called boppe 'above'), otherwise as far as possible towards the line C-D. The ball must preferably be hit in a way that the opslagpartij (O) has no chance to bounce or return the ball. It’s now the task of the opslagpartij to hit the ball back to or over the E-F line or, by timely blocking or hitting the ball back, to prevent the ball from penetrating far into the C-D-E-F zone. The task of the slagpartij (X), including the third person who’s outside the zone a-b-c-d of the slagpartij but is one of the slagpartij, is now again to prevent that the attempt by the opslagpartij (O) is successful. I.e. that the ball is returned to or on the line E-F.


Now there are 4 possible situations:


(1) The slagpartij (X) hits the ball over the line C-D. This means a win for the slagpartij (2 points).

(2) The slagpartij (X) failed to hit the ball past the E-F line. This means a win for the opslagpartij (O) (2 points).

(3) The opslagpartij (O) hits the ball back to or over the line E-F. This means a win for the opslagpartij (O) (2 points).

(4) The ball comes to a halt in the C-D-E-F zone. This is an undecided rally which is called a KAATS. The spot where the ball comes to a stop is marked with a white woodblock. After change the new slagpartij (before change, the opslagpartij) must try to hit the ball further than the KAATS, which is indicated by the white woodblock. If this succeeds, 2 points will be awarded. If the new slagpartij doesn’t succeed in hitting the ball past the KAATS, 2 points are awarded to the opslagpartij (the white woodblock will be removed). Change of fields and functions takes place after 2 KAATSs or, in some cases, after 1 KAATS (if one of the teams is on game point). The second KAATS is marked with a red woodblock.


Change of sides and of functions when:


(1) At 2 KAATSs

(2) At 1 KAATS when one of the teams has already gained 6 points. The latter to prevent that after winning an EERST (compare GAME) it’s still necessary to compete for an undecided rally.


As with tennis, the points expire when one of the teams has achieved an EERST. For tennis the count is 15-30-40-GAME, when with keatsen the count is 2-4-6 EERST. Keatsen has no DEUCE. The first team to reach 6 EERST is the winner.


The slagpartij (X) wins 2 points:


(1) By hitting the ball on or over the line C-D.

(2) By hitting the ball farther than the KAATSs or KAATS hit before change.

(3) If the opslagpartij doesn’t serve the ball within the a-b-c-d zone. The lines of this zone do not belong to the zone of the slagpartij, therefore, when a serve lands on the line it counts as incorrect serve.

(4) If the opslagpartij hits the ball directly outside the A-B-C-D zone.

(5) If the opslagpartij hits a ball while the player is outside the lines or stands on one of the lines of A-B-C-D zone.


The opslagpartij (O) wins 2 points:


(1) By preventing the slagpartij from hitting the ball further than the line E-F.

(2) By hitting the ball hit out of the zone of the slagpartij back to on or over the E-F line.

(3) By preventing the slagpartij from hitting the ball further than the KAATSs or KAATS hit before change.

(4) If the slagpartij hits the ball directly outside of the A-B-C-D zone.

(5) If the slagpartij hits a ball while the player is outside the lines or stands on one of the lines of A-B-C-D zone.




Suggestions for further reading:

Bangma, J., Jong, de A. & Joustra, W., De Lange. Hotze Schuil. Keizer onder de kaatskoningen (2006)

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Breuker, P., Acht eeuwen kaatsen: van Frans kloostervermaak tot Fries cultuurbezit (2008)

Breuker, P., Boppe! In blomlêzing út de Fryske keatsliteratuer (1987)

Breuker, P., Dijkstra, M., Janzen, J.P., Meij, van der J. & Wytsma, B. (ed), De Fiifde Woansdei. 150 jier PC (1853-2003) 2003

Breuker, P., Hiddema, W., Tjepkema, K. & Yntema, D. (ed), Kaatsen: lange traditie, levende sport. Bij het eeuwfeest (1897-1997) van de Koninklijke Nederlandse Kaatsbond (KNKB) (1997)

Erasmus, D., Colloquia Nicolaus Hieronymus (1520)

Francq van Berkhey, le J., Natuurlyke Historie van Holland (1773)

Gillmeister, H., Kulturgeschichte des Tennis (1990)

Speerstra, H., Kening op sokken (1983)

Urza, C., Historia De La Pelota Vasca En Las Americas (1994)

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