Croeso a Gerddwyr
Updated: Jul 3
This year one of the Frisian bastards hiked the Pembrokeshire Coast Path in the southwest of Wales (Cymru), a 290 kilometres long trail. As every walker knows, hiking, pilgrimage and spiritual peace are one and the same thing. The Coast Path takes you after nine days of walking to the homeland of Saint David, Wales’ patron saint. Saint David is buried in the cathedral of the town of Saint Davids (Tyddewi, meaning David’s house), the religious capital of Wales. A town located on a peninsula which the Coast Path encircles along its cliffs. Not without reason, it was here that the bastard had an encounter with one of those few thru-hikers who is ‘freed from the flesh’.
This hike fits a series of semi long-distance walks in the territories of Europe’s autochthonous minorities in an effort to experience and understand their landscape and thier culture. Exactly where the Frisia Coast Trail is all about. For this reason the last two years the bastard hiked the Cape Wrath Trail in northern Scotland (check out our blog post "My God, the Germans bought all the bread!" cried Moira) and the GR20, dissecting on altitude the island of Corsica (read our blog post Frisian support for the Corsican Cause in jeopardy).
Cymru, an ancient Celtic culture, whose people speak the Brittonic language y Cymraeg (Welsh). According to UNESCO it is a vulnerable language, although slowly but steadily on the rise the last ten years. At the end of 2018 almost 900,000 people were able to speak Welsh, according to the Welsh Government. That is without the few thousand Welsh emigrant speakers in Patagonia, Argentina.
After these introductionary remarks, let's immerse you into one of the fourteen days of the Pembrokeshire Coast Path. To give you a sense of how religion, myths, weather, history and landscape are intertwined and part of the Welsh culture. And, at the end of the day, the encounter with a 'fleshless hiker' took place.
It was June 7th when the Frisian bastard started his stretch for the day. From the little harbour village of Solva (Solfach) to Whitesands Bay. A hike of about twenty kilometres. It was that day typical Welsh weather. Rain, strong winds coming straight from the ocean, and more rain. No sun. Solva is a small fishing port, and its name derives from the Scandinavian word for samphire, giving away Norsemen frequented these coasts too. No relation therefore with the song Solva Mae of Faithless. Pitty. From Solva you, as always during the Pembrokeshire Coast Path, skirt the beautiful and endless cliffs in clockwise. ‘Keep the sea to your left and you cannot get lost,’ as the joke goes along the path.
Firstly, you pass the beautiful bay of Caerfai and Saint Non’s Bay. At Saint Non's you can see the remains of a chapel dedicated to the mother of Saint David, next to stones that are part of a Bronze Age circle. An antique religious spot all in all. Tradition holds Saint Non as the birthplace of Saint David, in the year AD 462. When David was born, a well sprang up. It is still there and it is still holy. The next point is Porth Clais. This is the spot where Saint David was baptised by the Irish Bishop Elvis. Amazingly, someone sold excellent coffee and cake in a very little, windy shack sitting under a tent that was lifted all the time by strong gusts of wind. The friendly guy looked like a young George Clooney. Your typical modern male Siren. He was not luring seafarers with singing, though, but with pouring out espressos instead. His long, blond-haired and bearded comrade, however, looked like chief Vitalstatistix of the comic Asterix, with big belly and all. A real copy. No exaggeration. It was impossible to understand the English accent of boss Vitalstatistix. “Smile and wave,” Kowalski’s strategy in such awkward situations. Both men dressed in sturdy, woollen sweaters and raincoats, and probably having a Penderyn single malt for breakfast.
After Porth Clais you walk along the Ramsey Sound. A narrow sea strait between the peninsula and island Ramsey. A desolate spot on the very western edge of Wales, especially during rainy and windy weather conditions. You know you are at the edge of the world when you see it. Love it! Ramsey is derived from the Norse Rams-Oy ‘island of Ram’ and again giving away Norsemen history. The barren island was once the retreat of hermit Saint Justinian, a friend of Saint David. The Ramsey Sound is feared by sailors for centuries. Not only because of the very strong currents that can reach eight knots due to the strong tides, but also because of The Bitches. Wut? The Bitches, a group of rocks orientated in a right angle with the island, just below or just above the water line and that look like sharp shark teeth. At the other end of the sound, again a killing group of rocks and islets feared by sailors, named the Bishops and Clerks. Bitches, Bishops, Clerks. Interesting names they make up in Wales.
Around halfway the afternoon the Frisian bastard arrived at Whitesands Bay. In Welsh this broad sandy beach is named Porth Mawr ‘Great Gateway’. In the dunes adjacent to the beach on top of an old cementry are the sixth-century remains of the chapel built to commemorate the spot where Saint Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, left for Ireland to undertake ministry among the Irish. The chapel and cementry are being excavated by the Dyfed Archaeological Trust the moment this blog post is being written.
Besides Porth Clais, during the whole walk nowhere a spot to have a drink or bite, nor a spot to shelter from the continuous rain and strong winds. But, in Whitesands Bay there finally was: the Whitesands Beach House! At the door a sign saying Croeso a Gerddwyr ‘welcoming walkers’. That felt good. Soaked and chilled to the bone, the Frisian bastard sat down at a table near the door. Ordered a pint of beer, a coffee, a hot soup, ‘dirty fries’ (french fries covered with loads of melted cheese, meat, some saled mixed through it and buried in uncountable different sauces; similar to the kapsalon dish in the Netherlands, translated as 'hairdressers'), and another beer. Amazing how happy one can be with basic services.
While enjoying the food, shelter and warmth, a skinny hiker entered the premises too. At face the bastard guessed his age was around mid ‘60. Just like the bastard, he wore a cowboy hat. He, however, had a long, wild beard and ditto hair, and he carried a wooden stick. On his back a small backpack. Furthermore, he was dressed in a raincoat, of course, and as pants he wore a black legging. Over the legging he wore shorts. On his feet woollen, sloppy socks and worn-out sneakers. He kept standing and sighing “aaah” all the time, at first. With somewhat stiff movements, he placed himself at the table next to the bastard and ordered a soup as well.
After he had ordered his second soup, because "it was excellent," as he said to the waitress, the bastard and the bony hiker entered into a conversation. He came from the United States, California, and was well over eighty years old! Both exchanged they had to keep walking this day with all the wind and rain, because by pausing they would have risked hypothermia. The Frisian bastard asked why the heck he was walking here in Europe and not in the States with such stunning nature and wilderness over there? “Well, I hiked about everything there,” he said without a trace of bragging. He was simply telling the truth. In everything he was friendly, respectful and thankful. The thing the bastard could not help thinking, was: “The day this man stops walking, is the day he died”. A thru-hiker, freed from the flesh.
After the food was finished, the bastard grabbed his stuff and said goodbye. The old hiker continued south and the bastard continued north, a short walk to the beautiful located youth hostel at the lower slope of the Carn LLidi, where the bastard had made reservations. Happy not having to pitch his tent in this wet weather. At the reception of the youth hostel one of the guests entered. He sat down. “You’re quiet, Peter?” said the manager to him. Peter was a big and obese man. Dressed like a Russian orthodox priest in long ropes, but completely in purple and with a big copper sickle on his chest. Or maybe it was a moon. On his head a kippah. Again, long hair and a huge beard. But clearly not freed from the flesh. “I'm always quiet when I've been talking to the higher spirits,” he answered dead serious in a low voice, and in a distinctive Austrian accent. The Frisian bastard prayed the purple priest would not be his roomy. His prayers were being answered.
Only a few kilometres from Whitesands Bay lies the little town of Saint Davids, as said. About 2,000 inhabitants. It used to be, together with Jerusalem and Rome, an important place of pilgrimage during the High Middle Ages. In the twelfth century Pope Calixtus II declared that "Roma semel quantum dat bis Menevia tantum," meaning two pilgrimages to Saint Davids had the same value as one pilgrimage to Rome. A reasonable exchange rates, we think. And, the cathedral is worth a visit. Above, it is ten times as quiet than the Saint Peter’s Basilica in Rome. Again, excellent exchange rates. Inside the cathedral all the traditional symbols of spirit above matter.
This Frisian bastard wondered how many more miles he must walk to achieve what the Californian drifter had achieved. In fact, he knew the answer already: probably an entire continent as well.
Note 1. For pictures of the Frisian bastard's hike of the Pembrokeshire Coast Path, check out this Google link.
Note 2. Read also our blog post One of history's enlightening hikes, that of Bernlef.
Note 3. The phrase Croeso a Gerddwyr is actually written differently, but February 2020 the organization www.walkersarewelcome.org.uk demanded to remove the phrase since there was a copyright on this phrase, which means Walkers are Welcome. Bit silly.
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